Monday, November 16, 2009

Extra Extra Read all about it...

OK if we had a family newspaper these would be the headlines for the last week or so...

DAD SPENDS FOUR HOURS IN THE DENTIST CHAIR GETTING CROWNS PRIED OFF AND TEMPORARIES GLUED ON SO THEY CAN "FIT BETTER"

DAUGHTER TRIES TO HAVE HER MOM PICK HER UP FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE SHE HEARD A CRACKING SOUND FROM HER TOOTH DURING LUNCH. MOM SAID SHE WOULDN'T TAKE CHILDREN OUT OF SCHOOL FOR LOOSE TEETH.

OPENING OF NEW STORE CALLED "PARK PLACE" ON VETERANS DAY. RUN BY 11 YEAR OLD JACOB AND HIS FRIEND KAITLYN. ITEMS FOR SALE INCLUDE DRINKS, POKEMON CARDS, SNOW CONES AND HALLOWEEN CANDY. ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE SPIT EVENLY BETWEEN FRIENDS.




CHILDREN REDISCOVER MOON SAND AFTER NOT TOUCHING IT FOR 2 YEARS.




DAD'S CROWN FALLS OFF ONE DAY AFTER GETTING IT GLUED ON...GOES BACK TO THE DENTIST.

HOUSE ALARM GOES OFF WHILE FAMILY IS AT CHURCH. NO ONE CAN GET A HOLD OF THE FAMILY BECAUSE RINGERS WERE ALL OFF AT CHURCH. FAMILY NOW HAS ONE FALSE ALARM ON THEIR RECORD FOR THE YEAR. TWO MORE AND THEY FACE BIG FINES.

DAUGHTERS TOOTH FALLS OUT WHILE STILL CONNECTED TO BRACES. LOOKING LIKE A VAMPIRE SHE WOULDN'T OPEN HER MOUTH UNTIL SHE WAS TAKEN TO THE ORTHODONTIST TO TAKE IT OUT. (She refused a picture from our reporter)

BACCHI BALL IS DISCOVERED BY THE NEXT GENERATION ON VETERAN'S DAY.



DAD'S CROWN FALLS OFF AGAIN. HE SWALLOWS IT WHILE EATING PIZZA.

DAD CRACKS CROWN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF HIS MOUTH WHILE EATING ICE CREAM. ONE HOUR AFTER SWALLOWING THE FIRST CROWN.

THE COSMIC IQUANAS WIN THEIR SOCCER GAME 6 TO 0 ON SATURDAY. JACOB BEAULIEU MADE 3 ASSISTS. IF THEY WIN THEIR NEXT GAME THEY WILL MOVE ON TO THE PLAYOFFS.

SON SPENDS SUNDAY AFTERNOON RECREATING EASTER ISLAND HEAD OUT OF MOON SAND. DAUGHTER DRAWS A PICTURE OF THE CREATION IN AWE OF TALENTED ARTIST.

4 comments:

Costa Rica Baby! said...

Love it Christine!!! Poor Jeff...maybe I'll see him at the dentist next week. :D

Piper said...

Love the style on this one- so fun! Braces while losing teeth has got to be hard- keep your head up, Ashley!

Matt and Maggie said...

What a fun twist to a post! Elder Cook came to the conference for the stake next to ours.
My dad gave a talk in church once, shortly after replacing a crown. He warned the congregation it might go flying mid sentence. I was mortified because I was sitting on the pew directly in front of him. I did NOT want inanimate (sp?) objects flying at me! :)

Anne Marie said...

I laughed hard about Jeff's tooth fiasco. Sorry, but that was funny. What a fun post!